is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
what if I'm pregnant?
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Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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