one two three fourrrrnication!
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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