How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I can't turn off my feet"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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