i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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