and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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