8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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