I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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