May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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