it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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