That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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