How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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