I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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