I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Do vagina's smell?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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