i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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