Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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