If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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