theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
sex in a hospital.. check
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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