out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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