Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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