you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
you inspire me to be a worse person
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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