I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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