Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm sobbing to NWA
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Randomize
