Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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