Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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