Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
worst night to have a conscience
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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