i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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