Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
