So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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