Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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