scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Randomize
