So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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