He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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