i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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