AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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