either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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