i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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