i don't like sucking hair
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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