it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I am mentally ready for anal.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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