we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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