So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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