I love black thongs
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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