I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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