I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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