it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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