I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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