I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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