im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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