That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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