he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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