Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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