Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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