Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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