just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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