Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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