Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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