She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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