In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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